Tuesday, August 25, 2015

You Need Vodka In Your Life

Already, you are either appalled, amused, or just plain curious about why one would need vodka in their life. I want you to think out of the box for a second as I am not encouraging nor discouraging you to consume vodka.  That's solely your decision and none of my business.

But did you know that besides consuming vodka, there are many other uses of what is primarily deemed as an alcoholic beverage? That's right, so as you read further, you may find that even if you do not drink vodka, you can still put it to good use.

Here are 18 other ways vodka is used:

1. Treats poison ivy
2. Freshens laundry
3. Cleans glass and porcelain items in the home (i.e., sink fixtures)
4. Preserves flowers
5. Treats a jellyfish sting
6. Eliminates sticker residue
7. Repels insects
8. Makes hair shiny
9. Treats ear aches
10. Remove vomit stains (after drinking, of course, Lol)
11. Cleans mold
12. Temporarily minimizes toothache
13. Removes foot odor
14. Cleans windows (who needs Windex?)
15. Makes a reusable ice pack with water
16. Shines silver jewelry
17. Prevents clothes from fading when laundered
18. Can serve as hand sanitizer

Very good information, yet I would then question what this substance may be doing to our insides once consumed. Either its making the internal organs odorless and squeaky clean, or gradually eating away at the organs. I just don't know. Hmm...you decide.

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