Sunday, September 6, 2015

The Ultimate Guide To Placating A Predator

by Abeni Bamidele

When eyes are watching you....

Be sure to give them something they can really grasp onto.
Let them think that they are figuring you all out.
Let them answer all the questions they've kept in their myopic minds that will give them a sense of satisfaction that what they think they know to be true about you is least is for them.
Give them things to envy.
Take them places in their minds that they have never been, then leave them there stranded with no way to return.
Make them uncomfortable.
Make them fidgety.
Give them things that they can duplicate.
Provide them with a means to gossip.
Smile with them and laugh at all of their jokes.
Compliment their antics.
Take them very seriously.
Now smile once more...

And in a flash...
Execute abandonment.

Then vanish.

For what they think they have seen of you is merely a figment of their dim imaginations.